W I L L Y D E C U S T A R D
OLD SKOOL CLASSIC FORDS
T-shirt £18.99 (FREE Postage!)
100% pre-shrunk heavyweight black cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.
Escorts, Cortinas and heaven
"When we finally shuffle off this mortal coil and arrive at the gates of heaven, there are gonna be two entry queues. The first will be for Old Skool Ford fans, and the other will be for everyone else.
"A priest told me that. He said that it was written in the Bible somewhere. He couldn't remember exactly where. But he gave me a "copy of the good book" and I read it twice, and I have to admit that I couldn't find it either. However, ever since I've felt really bad about stealing things and coveting my neighbours wife, etc.
"All the same, I'm pretty sure about the two entry queues at the gates to heaven. And if you're still reading this, chances are that you'll be standing in that same queue chin-wagging about Old Skool Fords such as Escorts, Cortinas, Corsairs, Zodiacs, Zephyrs, Consuls, Granadas, Anglias and Prefects, etc.
"They get into your blood, right? That's why I designed this cool T-shirt. And I know that if I stand around for a while in a pub or something, other Old Skool Fords (or Old School Ford) fans will notice and we'll get together and will talk about Dagenham Tin and all that stuff and get drunk and later check out each other's garages. You know how it goes.
"So if you want to hook up with me sometime, buy my T-shirt. Sooner or later, if you're in my neck of the woods, I'm bound to notice you. And if not, I'll be standing in that great queue in the sky. Some things are inevitable."
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