W I L L Y D E C U S T A R D
SURFING | DARK STAR | MOVIE
IN AN EMERGENCY, SURF
T-shirt £18.99 (FREE Postage!)
100% pre-shrunk heavyweight black cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.
Surfing T-Shirts & the movies
"You know how it is when life gets on top of you and you feel that you can't get out from under? Sure you do. Everyone does. Well when life gets on top of me, I make sure that I get on top of life. And for me, that means zipping down to the coast to catch a wave.
"You ever see the sci-fi movie Dark Star? Well, there's a guy in that film motoring around the galaxy in a spaceship and blowing up unstable planets. And all the time he's doing that, he's missing his surf board that's back on Earth, billions of miles away.
"There's also a suicidal bomb on board the spaceship, and this guy has to go out in a spacesuit and discuss existentialism with the device to stop it from detonating prematurely. Weird, huh?
"Finally, after much philosophising and argument, the bomb decides to play God, and it blows up the spaceship. The astronaut guy survives, but is left floating around in the blackness and waiting to be sucked through the atmosphere of a nearby planet and burned to a crisp. It's a cruel ending.
"But guess what? The astro-guy spots a piece of spaceship wreckage that looks like a surfboard. So he grabs it and climbs on board and ... well, you can guess the rest.
"Suddenly life's not on top of him. Instead, he's got on top of life. Way to go, dude. Surf's always up somewhere..."
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