W I L L Y D E C U S T A R D
VW CAMPER VAN T-SHIRT
T-shirt £18.99 (FREE Postage!)
100% pre-shrunk heavyweight white cotton, double-stitched. I usually despatch within 24 - 48 hours. But please allow up to seven days if a tee is temporarily out of stock. Either way, I'll keep you posted. Any problems, email and I'll sort it out pronto. Top service to every customer is my aim.
Busted in my VW Bus...
"I was in my old air-cooled VW Bus motoring down the A30 to Newquay, Cornwall and got tired. So I pulled over in a lay-by for a snooze. When I awoke, two police officers were tapping on the window.
"They asked if I was alright, and I said, 'Yeah. Just needed to stop for a bit and check my eyelids for holes, etc.' They said that they understood perfectly and asked if I had anything in the van I shouldn't have had. And I said, 'Well, only some Bee Gees CDs.' I was kidding, of course. I lurrrrve the Bee Gees.
"The rozzers smiled indulgently. But minutes later they found something wedged down by the passenger seat that looked like tobacco, but wasn't exactly tobacco. I showed 'em how surprised I was and explained that it must have belonged to the hitch-hiker I dropped off a few miles back. No, I didn't get her name.
"But of course they didn't believe me and gave me a lecture and a police caution. So to help me remember not to pick up hitch hikers (and check the seats for unusual tobacco), I devised this 'Busted' T-shirt. Now I wear it whenever I'm out on the road. Maybe it could help you remember something too.
"It's 100% pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton, double-stitched, and it's great value. You don't need to own a VW bus to enjoy this cool tee. And you don't need to get arrested either."
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